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legionnaireintraining:April Fools and GW2.Might do some more of these if people wanna link an image of a gw2 and a short blurb on how they would react to it.toons belong to their respective owners charr & sylvari to anet along with the prank.

Ah so I finally got around to preparing and sending these out last week thanks to my hiatus! themoblitmovement shizutanii I hope these get to you safely!

andava: pumpkinsinclair: It is done. These three, how cool would it be too see these three like this irl? OH BAAAAAABY ! ITS A TRRIPLE ! OH YEEEAH ! Which booty do you people like the most ??

For some reason, quite a few of those spam-porn blobs have been unfollowing me. What did I do, and how can I tell other people how to do whatever I did?

nsfwlk: So a lot of people are doing these note gain sequences now, to the point where I think it’d be a good idea to use a common tag for all of them to make it easier for everyone to find (and, by extension, expand the characters). How about #Note

imfeelingrad: psshaw: hecallsmehischild: FOUND this and needed to share it. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. It’s by KhalidSMShahin. How do people make these. And WHY. LMFAOOOOO

leecheedoodles:Made some new cover art for their playlists on Spotify! My favourite thing about doing these playlists was seeing how unique each of the pairs are. It’s nice that they have their own feel and it was really cool to see what songs people

miniar: itsthehoarsehorse: stunnerpone: stunnerpone: I saw one of these guides earlier today and wanted to do my take on it. Some people didn’t get the message. I love how…basic this is. Like, technically, the offensive thing could range from

Dean, who is my boss, assigned me a list of 6 things to make sure the entire department is trained on. Store Manager likes to keep tabs on how well Dean is managing and asked me over the radio what these items were. Speaking normally was not sufficiently

meme-queen-jinx: kinkshamer69: “red pill parenting” sounds like a joke in a 22yr old standup comic’s routine but it’s literally a subreddit that people read and post in I’m sorry but how do these people even have kids? Let alone wives

cavalier-renegade: naavscolors: inspredwood: How do these people get journalism jobs? They’re pretty! It doesn’t count because “tropes” and “stereotypes” To be fair, only Ripley is a main character. I don’t think any of the other actresses

psshaw: hecallsmehischild: FOUND this and needed to share it. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. It’s by KhalidSMShahin. How do people make these. And WHY. I dont care who and why…..JUST MAKE MORE!!!!! <3

Legit. I am fucking ashamed of my entire culture for this fucking bullshit… I wish there was some way to make these people realize that they should be ashamed of themselves. =_= It was a fucking shirt. Like… do you understand how

bravodelta9:I always think it’s insane that Trump got elected until I read things like this. Like, how do these people slip though basic education, manage to survive the real world, and even procreate successfully?

churchfarlan: Sorry I didn’t make a tutorial sooner but many people have been asking me how I made these cookies. It’s pretty simple, but time consuming, here I go! **I used Alton Brown’s recipe for the cookie mix, it’s great~ Materials not

ditokadum: exhibition-ism: You see people doing these weird moving light photographs all the time, and it may seem like a pretty new-ish thing, but how cool is it that PABLO PICASSO was doing it way back in 1949!?!? Life Magazine’s Gyon Mili visited

nobodys-problem: lady-sigyn-loki: elasticitymudflap: trickytavros: seerofbuttcheeks: theodorepython: zartlila: #FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet HOW DO LEGS WORK!?! im gonna piss my fucking pants omg [ I CAN’T BREATH]

ripelypine: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.” “But we’re JUST like

cocoaferret: alwaysanothersecret: unacceptablyyoursforever: feng-huang: moltenpool: airbendertenzin: Not going to lie. This made me rage. Hard. wot. …so do these people have any idea how reading comprehension works, or….? Oh for FUCK’S

thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I

matteltrixie-deactivated2016060: Fame x Pearl

woozylesbian: xheirjordanx: thatpettyblackgirl: Absolutely horrifying. No showers for 40 days? Seriously? How do we justify this? How? We can’t. It’s wrong and inhumane. They have rights too The quickest way to get these people out is to

andava: pumpkinsinclair: It is done. These three, how cool would it be too see these three like this irl? OH BAAAAAABY ! ITS A TRRIPLE ! OH YEEEAH ! Which booty do you people like the most ??

lightanddarkkh: OMG I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. AXEL SAYS “GOT IT MEMORIZED” SO THAT PEOPLE NEVER FORGET HIM AND HE’LL BE ABLE TO LIVE FOREVER IN THEIR MEMORIES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH PAIN HE MUST HAVE BEEN IN WHEN ROXAS COULDN’T REMEMBER

ripelypine: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

ripelypine-moved: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

visaofficial: dashausofjack:“How much money do these artists really need? I always think that to myself when people go moaning about oh I can’t make money off selling albums, it’s like how much money do you really want? What do you need that money

naavscolors: inspredwood: How do these people get journalism jobs? They’re pretty! It doesn’t count because “tropes” and “stereotypes”

bluemermie:How do these people post sexually explicit videos without getting a tumblr violation? Mine keep getting taken down. It’s frustrating.

ripelypine: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

hematight: snoozingcat: sometime I just think about how easy it would be to market superheroes toward little girls and I am filled with rage like do these people not realize how fucking easy this shit would be there’s the dazzler she’s like a popstar

amyswife: sherlocksmyth: amyswife: sherlocksmyth: how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”? smh society these days i know.

avfro: How do squads naturally occur? Like how do you find 5-6 people who will honestly fuq with you at any time of the day? I don’t even think I have a best friend, much less a couple of these dudes to call up and just kick it. I can barely get 1

surprisebitch: bravodelta9: I always think it’s insane that Trump got elected until I read things like this. Like, how do these people slip though basic education, manage to survive the real world, and even procreate successfully? the cat allergy one

kramergate: tripleclown: my favorite thing about the kylo ren lightsaber pocket pussy post is how they say maybe rey fingers it or something like.. WHO DOES THAT. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT. THESE PEOPLE DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE OR HOW A PERSON

dawnsummers: how do people start dating like how did all these relationships i see around me begin. did someone just say “hey ur gay… im gay… u wanna go for it” and then the other ones like “im in” or what

ripelypine: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

ripelypine: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

unsmokedhamartias: I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT PEOPLE SEE THIS AND UNDERSTAND THIS. TRUE MUSLIMS CONDONE NONE OF WHAT ISIS AND OTHER TERRORISTS ARE DOING. THESE ARE EVIL, UNEDUCATED PEOPLE GIVING ISLAM A BAD NAME BY DOING THINGS THAT ISLAM

anakedglassofwine: Yesterday evening I had to do a bit of laundry. I hopped up on my washing machine and determined that it did not feel very sturdy. How do people mess around on these things?! I was afraid I was going to dent the lid just by sitting

amyswife: sherlocksmyth: amyswife: sherlocksmyth: how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”? smh society these days i know.

mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

gallifreyanturtles: anarchyinblack: thesjwrepellent: LOL unfortunately this is how it is now smh Of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most. Like ????????????????/ Where do these people get this??? People literally throw a

ripelypine: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

This house and these people are some of the most disgusting people I have ever come to know throughout my life. While they are blood, and while they do help keep me alive, and have done a lot of things for me in the past, it does not excuse how they have

fymrobbie:I remember watching American movies and TV shows growing up and thinking, Oh, God, these crazy characters doing these outlandish things, how do the writers come up with it? Then I moved to America and met so many people just like the people

avfro: How do squads naturally occur? Like how do you find 5-6 people who will honestly fuq with you at any time of the day? I don’t even think I have a best friend, much less a couple of these dudes to call up and just kick it. I can barely get 1

boxman108: shinjuku-kid: shamu. Okay, he’s sexy but how on earth do people come up with these things… “You know what would really turn people on!? Naked man on an inflatable whale… LETS DO IT!” Really?

snoozingcat: sometime I just think about how easy it would be to market superheroes toward little girls and I am filled with rage like do these people not realize how fucking easy this shit would be there’s the dazzler she’s like a popstar and a superhero

thenewenglandscholar:How do you even meet people these days? Dating sucks. I don’t think I hate anything more. It’s like, you talk to someone for months on end. And then it never turns into a relationship because they ghost you, or turn into an asshat,

scorrigan: conchitx: Just so overseas folks know, this is NOT how police arrest people. Part of it is the lack of identification of individuals and vehicles when detaining, so contacts do not know who or where these people are being taken. They also

punkmothra: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

visaofficial: dashausofjack:“How much money do these artists really need? I always think that to myself when people go moaning about oh I can’t make money off selling albums, it’s like how much money do you really want? What do you need that money

“It just like how people cannot say they are not attracted to people of color without sounding racist these days.” this is why i don’t trust white people THIS IS WHY I DO NOT TRUST WHITE PEOPLE

psshaw: hecallsmehischild: FOUND this and needed to share it. I DID NOT MAKE THIS. It’s by KhalidSMShahin. How do people make these. And WHY.

wonder-meathead replied to your post “Ayo with those amiibos how do you guys check for the possibility of…”it’s kinda hard to fabricate these things, at least as far as we know. and most people sell them NIB so no real worries about fakesOk

bvsedjesus: dopedkitty: 1nh4le-exh4le: fancy0ctopus: I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there I need to live there how do these people go food shopping??? house for my wife when shes on her period

wulverhouse: stormfather: do you think shakira has shakirity guards “how do people come up with these things?”“how long did it take you to come up with that?” storytime so, the inspiration behind this beautiful shitpost was a directTV

It's not fair. Not fair how all these people can be so happy. Have so much. Have boyfriends. Be gorgeous. Have a great group of friends that would do anything for them. It's not fair. Why do they get all that. I just want something, something to make

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